How I Acheived Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished:
- a bottle of Merlot,
- a bottle of White Zinfandel,
- a bottle of Baileys,
- a bottle of Kailua,
- a package of Oreos,
- the remainder of the Valium prescriptions,
- the rest of the cheesecake,
- a bag of Doritos
- and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.