How I Acheived Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished:

  • a bottle of Merlot,
  • a bottle of White Zinfandel,
  • a bottle of Baileys,
  • a bottle of Kailua,
  • a package of Oreos,
  • the remainder of the Valium prescriptions,
  • the rest of the cheesecake,
  • a bag of Doritos
  • and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.